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The Flash Game that makes fishing COOL!!!

  Man Gets Scared By Website Scary     

Have you seen those flash movies that make you stare hard at the screen then they pop up an ugly face and make a loud noise to scare you? Well they get this guy GOOD.

  Panda Bear Attacks Man Crazy     

I guess this guy got too close to the panda bears cage and he grabbed on to his jacket. If the bars had not been there this guy would have been toast.

  Cool Smoking Dog Cool     

This is why your dog really wants to go outside so much! Its kind of funny to see this dog kicking back and taking a smoke. :)

  New Immate Screws Up Commercials     

This is a funny commercial! I dont want to spoil the ending so just let me say that this new inmate is really going to need some life insurance after this.

  Action / Adventure
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Starfrosch Starfrosch
Guide the frog through a fantasy world collecting stars and avoiding venomous flowers.
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Worm Warrior Worm Warrior
Using a hammer, smash the worms going near your steak meat before they infest it and eat it.
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Ghost Wrath Ghost Wrath
This is a Nintendo style game about Ghosts. Make your way through halls, traps, locks and lots more.
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Dix in Space Dix in Space
Fly around in your bizarre space ship and shoot down enemies that come at you.
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  Babe
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Carmen Electra And Milk Carmen Electra And Milk
Got Milk? Ok, good. Now do you have some hand lotion and an old sock or something?
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Best Sex Toy Ever Best Sex Toy Ever
This is the most realistic humanoid robot ever made. Some body out there hit the nail on the head with the title of the file.
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Funny Cats Videos Funny Cats Videos
hilarious compilation of clips with cats
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Sexy Blonde Pleasure Ride Sexy Blonde Pleasure Ride
This video of a sexy blonde having a good time is hot and funny at the same time! Be sure not to miss the end of this video.
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  Crazy
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Wrestling Psycho Wrestling Psycho
God, this is embarrassing even to watch.
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Cop Automatic Fire Cop Automatic Fire
During a police chase, the suspects open fire on the police with automatic weapons.
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Geeks Beat And Burn Computer Geeks Beat And Burn Computer
We have probably all wanted to kill a computer at one time or another. This group of computer geeks actually does it! They beat and burn a computer to death.
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Ball Kicking Contest Ball Kicking Contest
A radio station has a contest where guys get kicked in the balls by girls to see who can take the most pain. The prize would have to be 1 million dollars for me to enter a contest like this!
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  Funny
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Funny Mars Rover Animation Funny Mars Rover Animation
Everyone probably saw the Mars rovers that NASA sent up to take pictures a while back. This cool animation shows us why Mars looks empty in all the pictures that came back from the Mars rovers.
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Breast Exam Breast Exam
Heh. This is pretty funny.
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Teacher Uses The N Word Remix Teacher Uses The N Word Remix
The same way there is always a sequel to a good movie, there is always a remix.
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Caveman Porn Caveman Porn
They say that necessity is the mother of invention.
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  Interesting
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Beating Speed Cameras Beating Speed Cameras
It's true. You actually can beat those red light cameras.
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Life Is Short Life Is Short
An oldie but a goodie. Life is short.
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Dubai Mall Dubai Mall
Net time you're paying fifty dollars to fill your gas talk, you can feel good that all that money is going to a good cause.
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How To Grow Weed How To Grow Weed
This is a really interesting clip on how to grow marijuana. I'm guessing that in this country it's legal.
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  Nerdy
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First Xbox 360 Hack First Xbox 360 Hack
Well, it was only a matter of time.
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More Scary Maze Pranks More Scary Maze Pranks
Oh, who could get tired of this? I mean, I can. But who else? Who else is tired of this crap?
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Socom Iii Nuts Socom Iii Nuts
You know you're a dork when... you go this crasy over the release of Socom 3?
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Real Life D And D Real Life D And D
Know what I'd do? I'd dress up just like them, and march to the field with them, and start battling with them. Except my axe would be real.
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  Ouch
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Face Smashed On Car Face Smashed On Car
Does anybody out there have any pictures of the aftermath of this? What ever happened to this guy?
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Off Roof Face Smash Off Roof Face Smash
Oh man. This hurts just to watch it.
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Breaks His Arm Break Dancing Breaks His Arm Break Dancing
There's a reason it's called 'break' dancing.
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Downhill Mountain Bike Accident Downhill Mountain Bike Accident
A guy crashing is mountain bike doesn't seem like it would look all that spectacular. That is, until you find out he was going 172 Kmh when he crashed!
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  Sad
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Fight With A Mentally Challenged Kid Fight With A Mentally Challenged Kid
If you look up 'not cool' in the dictionary, right next to the picture of me is this guy. Not the kid playing the video game, I'm talking about Limp Bisquit with all the crap stuck in his face.
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  Scary
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Polar Bear Attack Polar Bear Attack
This is what happens when you get too close to a polar bear. They look cute and cuddly, until they try to pull you through the bars of their cage so that they can eat you.
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Comcast Dating On Demand Comcast Dating On Demand
This guy must be beating them off with a stick, or at least beating something off. I can't tell.
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Card Tricks With The King Card Tricks With The King
Great, now that creepy King is going to take all your money at cards too.
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Helicopter Crash Mountain Helicopter Crash Mountain
A helicopter crashes on a mountain top, shortly after picking up a load of passengers.
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  Weird
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Dragonball Parody Dragonball Parody
Umm. Ok. If anybody out there finds this funny, will you please explain it to me because I just don't get it.
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Creepy Spider Commercial Creepy Spider Commercial
Ugh. This is really gross. Or sexy. I can't tell.
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Masturbate Masturbate
Um....what is this an ad for?
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Old Lamp Get Thrown Away Old Lamp Get Thrown Away
This weird little video shows us how easy it is for our feelings to be manipulated my a little mood music and lighting. Yes I was actually feeling a little sorry for it! :)
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  Whoops
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Model Falls In High Heels Model Falls In High Heels
Video of a model who has a hard time walking in high heel shoes. She looks good enough but if she can't walk in high heels she probably won't make it.
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Beard On Fire Beard On Fire
Just imagine what this smells like.
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Snowmobile Race Crash Snowmobile Race Crash
I can see a couple people who need to go out and buy a lottery ticket after this one. Talk about near misses.
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Sailboat Crushed By Ferryboat Sailboat Crushed By Ferryboat
It looks like the idiot on the sailboat did this on purpose.
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  WTF
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Shot While In The Bathroom Shot While In The Bathroom
WARNING: Language - With friends like these who needs enemies? A guy shoots his friend with a BB gun while he is sitting on the toilet!
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Beauty Kit Lipo Beauty Kit Lipo
Teach them while they're young. Image is everything.
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Chimps Attack People Chimps Attack People
Ok. Chimps aren't nearly as cute as I once thought.
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Soccer Goalie Scores A Goal Soccer Goalie Scores A Goal
This may be the first time in history that a soccer goalie has scored a goal like this! He kicks the ball the whole length of the field and scores a goal!
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  Drunk
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Pillows Pillows
From our, "Where are they now?" file: Does anyone remember Private Leonard Lawrence, from Full Metal Jacket?
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Wkd Bricked In Elevator Wkd Bricked In Elevator
Haaaaa ha hahahaha haa ha heh... hu. Everything is funnier when you were drunk.
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Mikey Gets Peed On Mikey Gets Peed On
I get that they're drunk...but why do they have a videocamera in the bathroom in the first place?
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Drunk Questioning Drunk Questioning
Thanks to some good old fashioned police work it was soon discovered that this woman was actually drunk. It's hard to tell in the video, but trust me. She's loaded.
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  Dumb
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Guy Hit With A Golf Ball Guy Hit With A Golf Ball
Yet another idiot who lets someone inflict serious pain on them. This guy lets his friend hit him with a golf ball full force at close range.
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Stupid Helicopter Pilot Stupid Helicopter Pilot
The man in this video had more money than brains! He bought a helicopter and tried to fly it by himself with no lessons! I hope he had insurance on it because the crash totally ruined it.
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Guy Shaves Legs With Fire Guy Shaves Legs With Fire
WARNING: Language - I dont know why this guy is shaving his legs but he has a funny way of doing it. He uses fire to shave the hair off of his legs. Ladies please stick to razors and do not try this!
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Slap Fight Slap Fight
The title card to this says, "So they were going to fight in front of Party City". They end up fighting in front of the Atlanta Bread Company. The "ref" wears one of those bucket hats and cargo shorts. At one point, a voice in the crowd says, "finish it, Joey!" When the cops are called, they all get into their Blazers and Grand Cherokees and drive away. That is all you need to know.
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  Amazing Movies
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Speed Climbing Speed Climbing
Speed rock climbing. Watch as this guy literally runs up the face of a cliff.
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Mr Percussion Mr Percussion
It's the human drum set.
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Snowmobile Stunts Comp Snowmobile Stunts Comp
Some pretty incredible snowmobile stunts.
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Power Soccer Goals Power Soccer Goals
Some amazing soccer goals.
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  LMAO
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Old Lady Face Plants Into Mud Old Lady Face Plants Into Mud
The front wheel sunk in the mud causing this woman to fall face first into a massive puddle.
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Got To Shave Got To Shave
a guy blows out sexy girls silicon boobs.
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Mc Drunky Mc Drunky
drunk dude get passes out at McDonalds.
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Walking Sucks Video Walking Sucks Video
A guy is hitting on some hot chick during class.
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  Sports
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Panda Ping Pong Panda Ping Pong
Play a match of table tennis against another panda and smash those virus balls with your paddle.
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Soccer Shootout Soccer Shootout
Your soccer team is losing! Can you score enough goals in the remaining time limit to help your team
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Ping Pong TT Ping Pong TT
Another table tennis game for you to obsess over. This one is a flash version, and it's somewhat dif
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American Football American Football
1...2...3...HUT! Throw the ball to your chums in Rugby for cissies.
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  Puzzle
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Mads Libs Mads Libs
Type in the words to form funny and strange sentences.
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Cherry Bomb Tetris Cherry Bomb Tetris
Yet another Tetris game, objectives are obvious ? but with some differences. U can collect fire crac
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4 Balls 4 Balls
Play against the super intelligent computer in this re-styled version of Connect 4! Try and get 4 of
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Rubic's Cube Rubic's Cube
Oh, the ever-addicting Rubic's Cube is here, on onlinegames.net!
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  Shoot 'em up
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The Escape II The Escape II
Blast your way with you pistol through enemies, reload and get out.
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Uniwar: Lost Civilization Uniwar: Lost Civilization
Jump into your spacecraft, and fire your lasers at enemy space fighters, blow them up and get ready
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Criminal Intent Criminal Intent
Your girlfriend has been kidnapped, do odd-jobs shoot down people drive by and earn money.
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Evil Balloon Siege Evil Balloon Siege
Throw pins and pop those evil balloons invading your castle.
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  Other
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Animotion Animotion
Put down various goodies and sprites and make your own animation.
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Kentucky Space Battles Kentucky Space Battles
Fly your plane around bomb the beef factories and destroy their planes before they shoot you down.
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Pimp my Warthog Pimp my Warthog
Customize you very own wart hog from the game Halo, add exaust, neon, cannon, machine gun and more.
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Answering Machine Answering Machine
Select the different messages and play them back for your phone.
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  Racing
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Jungle Patrol Jungle Patrol
The bus is heading towards the bombs? what do you do?... what do you do!?! Take your jeep and save t
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Grand Prix Challenge 2 Grand Prix Challenge 2
Beat the clock and the obstacles as you race your laps across multiple levels!
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MiniClip Rally MiniClip Rally
Ninja, Monkey, and Zed challenge each other to race it out on their home tracks... let the rally be
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Crazy Cats Crazy Cats
Hooray! You've just won the lottery, but, when you were driving down the road, you dropped your big
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  Retro
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Notepad Invaders Notepad Invaders
Another remake of the classic Space Invaders game. But what's the twist in this one, you say? No, th
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Cubik Rubik Cubik Rubik
Put all the colors together.
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ClickDragType ClickDragType
The only instructions for this game is to click, drag, and type your way to the next puzzle.
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Frogger Frogger
Help the frog cross the road without being run over.
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  Beat em up
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Bloody Rage Bloody Rage
Mortal Kombat style fighting game. It's a bloody rage!
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PC Breakdown PC Breakdown
Has your PC ever crashed just as you were about to save a crucially important document? Has it ever
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Pumpkin Battle Pumpkin Battle
An evil pumpkin has invaded your patch and is wreaking havoc. He must be stopped.
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Knockout Knockout
Travel around the world trying to knockout all of your opponents in this awesome 2D knockout game. T
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  Gross
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Day Off Day Off
Ok, watch closely. This is how you get the rest of the day off. Maybe the rest of the whole year.
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Guy Pukes Girlfriend Guy Pukes Girlfriend
stupid drunk guy pukes all over his girl friend
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Big Balls Big Balls
guy in this funny clip has really huge testicles
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Horrible Car Crash Horrible Car Crash
during drag race a car slides and hits opponent
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  Misc
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Women Drivers always suck Women Drivers always suck
This would be why I never let the wife drive when we go out
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Choppy Crash Choppy Crash
stupid guys in India lose a million dollar helicopter
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Old Guys Fight Old Guys Fight
two old guys barely stand but duke it out
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Lucky Priest Clip Lucky Priest Clip
priest happy to be of assistance. Wedding video.
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  Cartoons
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BADCAR Racing 2000 BADCAR Racing 2000
This is a funny animation making fun of nascar. This is what might happen if Nascar had weapons?
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  Pranks
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Dirty Turban Prank Call Dirty Turban Prank Call
One of the funniest prank phone calls I have heard in a long time! They actually call the guy back about three times. The last time he gets so mad he starts cursing in his native language! :)
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Funny Darth Vader Prank Funny Darth Vader Prank
I laughed like crazy over this video! A man dresses up like Darth Vader and scares his wife in the middle of the night! Now this is a funny prank to pull on your wife!
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Scare Pranks Scare Pranks
compilation of pranks, the reactions are priceless
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Hand Caught In Trunk Hand Caught In Trunk
Great prank video! A guy makes people think that his hand has been slammed in the car trunk. They rush around in a panic trying to help him get free.
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  Sports
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You think you're fast !? You think you're fast !?
Your going 190Mp/h, you probably think you're fast... think again...
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Learning To Do A Wheelie Learning To Do A Wheelie
His first few attemps were pathetic, but he impressed me with the flip
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Premature Celebrator Premature Celebrator
Another guy celebrates too early causing him to lose the race. He didn't even try for 3rd!
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Easy Soccer Goal Miss Easy Soccer Goal Miss
A soccer player gets past the goalie and it looks like he is set up to make the easiest goal in the
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  Commercials
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Bud Light Shopping Bud Light Shopping
Leave it to Budweiser to take something as boring as shopping and make it fun. Some of you guys out there might want to try this if your wife or girlfriend drags you out to the mall. :D
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Home Loan Happy Home Loan Happy
Funny Commercial. This man is so happy about getting a home loan that nothing can get him down! If it makes you feel this good then I need to call that bank. :)
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Superbowl Commercials Jessica Simpson Pizza Superbowl Commercials Jessica Simpson Pizza
As hot as Jessica Simpson is, does anyone else out there find her completely sexless? I want to be attracted to her, I really do. But it's like trying to be attracted to a mannequin in a department store window. Does anyone understand what I'm saying?
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Superbowl Commercials Bud Light Office Superbowl Commercials Bud Light Office
You can always count on Budweiser for at least one good one.
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  Cool
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Turtle With Two Heads Turtle With Two Heads
Cool nature video of a turtle with two heads. The cool thing is that they said it lived for a lot longer than they thought it would.
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Cool Flight Compilation Cool Flight Compilation
This video is a compilation of cool airplane tricks and such. I like the part that shows the plane going straight up into a stall then regaining control.
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Turntable World Turntable World
WARNING: Language - Cool DJ scratching video. The catch is that in this clip real world objects are used instead of a turntable. Nicely done video!
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Car Sucks In Sexy Model Car Sucks In Sexy Model
Some people say that you can never have a girl to pretty or a car with to much power. After watching this I would have to disagree about the car part.
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